OMFG I AM ABOUT TO PISS MYSELF I WAS JUST WALKING MY DOG AND ONE MY NEIGHBORS PUT UP THIS LIGHT UP CHRISTMAS DINOSAUR AND LOOK AT IT ITS SO MOTHAFUCKIN HAPPY
TO HAVE A MOTHAFUCKIN PRESENT
IN ITS MOTHAFUCKIN DINOSAUR HANDS
OH MY GOD IM GONNA POP A BLOOD VESSEL IM LAUGHING SO HARD
ITS BEEN A YEAR AND THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH THEY PUT IT UP AGAIN A FEW DAYS AGO AND I ALMOST SWERVED MY CAR INTO A MAIL BOX BC I WAS DYING
*death metal scream* PEE PEE
you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me
take your smileys from normal to unsettling in one easy step by putting just a little too much effort into the eyes
hahahahahahahahahahaha its tiny fucking legs hahahahahahahahahahaaaaa
I also found the best Christmas wrapping paper ever!
I need it
As a homestuck, I need this.
wHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH BEING A HOMESTUCK ITS JUST RUDE WRAPPING PAPER
my doctor told me to eat more taco bell
well actually he said “less mcdonalds” but i’m pretty sure i know what he meant