胳肢我的屁眼

i'm Christel and i gave my virginity to Michelle Obama.



imsodtf:

sevenlittledevils:

whatever you’re expecting I promise it’s not what you’re expecting

Everything went better then expected 

(Source: estellecampanella, via ianpotato)

oessa:

+52° 15’ 4.09”, -116° 24’ 49.35”

(via hickish)

u-ok:

they’re here

(Source: funkss, via monicallme)

swagisahazuki:

WHY IS THIS HAPPENIng

(Source: arlovsky, via timeaspect)

feline-fronted:

You’re making me feel happy. It’s weird and i don’t think its punk.

(via opiumdennys)

bahboh:

one thing i love about college is that everyone is so exhausted that nobody judges anyone for sleeping anywhere like

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just rest your eyesimage

get comfy

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we’re all in  this together

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you are safe here

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it will be ok

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(Source: bepeu, via monicallme)

dalblue:

amoying:

friend’s parent: would you like something to drink?

me: no thank you

me inside: the thirst is real

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(via timeaspect)

The Seven Shittiest SinsGreed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit
THEME BY DOLLCITY